It is harmless Totilo, Kotaku doesn’t have a reputation to ruin anyway.
Let this be a lesson not to post bullshit human interest stories people send you out of the blue.

It is harmless Totilo, Kotaku doesn’t have a reputation to ruin anyway.

Let this be a lesson not to post bullshit human interest stories people send you out of the blue.

As loathe as I am to expose people to Gawker (especially since this blog isn’t about the entire network, persay) I recommend people check Gawker’s tumblr tag because they have been going batshit crazy over the past couple days.

As loathe as I am to expose people to Gawker (especially since this blog isn’t about the entire network, persay) I recommend people check Gawker’s tumblr tag because they have been going batshit crazy over the past couple days.

How to Ruin Thanksgiving, by Kotaku

How to Ruin Thanksgiving, by Kotaku

Quick, Fun Game

Whenever you read some article about how Nintendo should put their games on mobile platforms, google the author to see if they work for some sort of consulting or investment firm that deals with mobile platforms.

The amount of times they do is higher than you might think!

Anonymous asked: do you think leigh alexander should be fired?

Well, I have gone on record as saying “if she was in any other industry she’d have been fired a dozen times over by now” gotta go with ‘yes’.

Anonymous asked: Honestly, why do people hire Kuchera? Is it because he's somehow seen as a good journalist, his clickbait brings in views, or does he have some kind of superhuman charisma that only works in person?

I think he’s just so overwhelmingly incompetent and personally intolerable that everyone just assumes he must have some secret hidden skill

Anonymous asked: Iwata could fall through the floor in Nintendo HQ and find a secret room full of gold bullion and plans for an engine that runs on water, and the Polygon headline would be 'Nintendo HQ in state of disrepair'

Show me where Nintendo touched you, Polygon.
For the record, this article essentially says nothing. It’s not actually based on any news or anything. The author (surprisingly NOT Ben Kuchera) even admits he’s just making shit up. Thanks for the fanfiction, Polygon.

Show me where Nintendo touched you, Polygon.

For the record, this article essentially says nothing. It’s not actually based on any news or anything. The author (surprisingly NOT Ben Kuchera) even admits he’s just making shit up. Thanks for the fanfiction, Polygon.

Ashcraft silently cancels his pre-order

Ashcraft silently cancels his pre-order

thehippityhoppityboop asked: How yellow is gaming journalism?

Piss.

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