Since I’ve gotten a few ‘where you at bruh’ asks, the answer is that I’m busy as fuck lately and with shit moving as fast as it does lately I’m kinda behind.

Feel free to submit shit though

Although if you do, remember that ‘high-res’ images don’t work well through submit, so maybe cut it into pieces

haha holy shit you got some fucking balls Reddit

haha holy shit you got some fucking balls Reddit

no words.

count down to the article about the ‘hand vagina’ thing 4th grade boys do during recess

check back tomorrow for the new article ‘2001 was 13 years ago’

check back tomorrow for the new article ‘2001 was 13 years ago’

I’m not going to post shit about Devin Faraci, so ya’ll can stop sending me caps of him.

He’s a chump, but he’s also one of those rare chumps in a position where nothing can really happen to him.

He says nasty things and is in generally kind of a shitty person. I’d rather not expose anyone to his bullshit. 

yeah, ‘presenting information and allowing your readers to make decisions based on it themselves’ is fucking asinine
what a tool

yeah, ‘presenting information and allowing your readers to make decisions based on it themselves’ is fucking asinine

what a tool

Letsee.
It wasn’t a game store.
They weren’t avid video game enthusiasts.
Games weren’t involved at all.
But it was a conflict caught on video and those get crazy views so put it up. No I don’t care, just do it.
Betting pool on how long before Kotaku discovers ‘Bum Fights’ and decides they need to report on it

Letsee.

It wasn’t a game store.

They weren’t avid video game enthusiasts.

Games weren’t involved at all.

But it was a conflict caught on video and those get crazy views so put it up. No I don’t care, just do it.

Betting pool on how long before Kotaku discovers ‘Bum Fights’ and decides they need to report on it

Are you doing this shit deliberately.
You know, you’re supposed to strive to prove stereotypes untrue, not do everything in your power to make them true, Kuchera.

Are you doing this shit deliberately.

You know, you’re supposed to strive to prove stereotypes untrue, not do everything in your power to make them true, Kuchera.

Burn this fucking site to the ground.
Please see my earlier statement about eating dicks, Polygon.

Burn this fucking site to the ground.

Please see my earlier statement about eating dicks, Polygon.

Anonymous said: Maybe I missed them doing this before, but Polygon's running with some pretty overt sponsored content with British Petroleum. The ad content itself is some pretty lazy cookie cutter filler focused on "retro fan art". Is this their hail mary pass to get some actual money into the site?

Polygon runs cookie cutter ads anyway. Their other advertisers are stuff like Kraft.

I’d praise them for staying away from advertising what they might have to cover, but they took 700k from Microsoft anyway and may or may not take regular payments from them for… soooomething..? So lol out the window that goes.

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